That feeling of just a great day.

Well, where to begin honestly? Today has literally been the best day since realising that when you adhere to the signs on doors that suggest you ‘pull’ or ‘push’ its far less embarrassing when trying to leave a building, than wrestling with it hours on end, again I’m side tracking. 
As a self confessed Take That fan, I was ecstatic to receive a signed DVD by Howard and Gary I may have over reacted when I bounded through the halls of my school to my form room with a face that is only comparable to that of something inhuman. Many of my friends are at the point of taking my DVD and shoving it where the ‘sun don’t shine’ based on how much I may have mentioned it, to be honest it couldn’t have been more than a dozen. I honestly think they are overeacting. The person that has caught my attention this week is Dermot O'Leary's face onstage as those annoying twins, Ant and Dec won yet another award at the ‘National Television Awards’ To top it off, he was hosting the show, adding insult to injury. Cheer up Dermy the BAFTAs are soon, based on that fake smile, you’ll sweep the board.
Pretty average couple of days for me. I did though stumble in on an assembly while on a determined quest to find my Drama notes, which have never been found. No one thought to tell me as I charged up to the door, flung the door open, and this was one of the rare moments I was literally speechless as I saw about two hundred people looking at me as if I’d just asked if any of them fancied joining me in a naked five-a-side team, and yes Mrs C£$”%”£^n you can be the cheer leader . The only words I could utter were, “Ohhhh” and quickly retreated back to the corridor where I was greeted by my friends of course finding it hilarious. In retrospect, I probably should of ask if anyone did want a naked five-a-side team, when in doubt, be confident! I fell in a heap in the corridor and observed the look on the teachers and the students faces as they walked past me. Some hung their head in shame to even know me, some shook their heads, and one teacher even shook her head in disappointment, this I don’t understand, it’s funny how she wasn’t surprised as at it was me, I don’t think much surprises when it comes to me now.
Dont laugh, this is my life.

Desperate times.

After announcing today to my friends that I had joined the rest of the world and that I now have a blog, it caused much a stir. Many just thought the very idea that I have something good to say was hilarious and I’m guessing that’s the kind of reaction I’m looking for, seeing as the aim of this is to have an amusing take on my life. Others suggested that I add to this and make a video diary too, I don’t think they like me very much to see me pouring my heart out in front of a screen? One even said that it could be famous, well isn’t that what everyone secretly wants, from the first time we look out to the bathroom spread before us and thank our parents for helping us get this prestigious hairbrush and give the self satisfied grin to the shampoo and hand soap who we imagine to be full of envy, then the reality sets in, when you see yourself and the expression in the mirror. I suddenly realised this whole blog business is serious in the eyes of many people, so I spend most of my day desperately trying to find things to write about this week, not what I expected myself to be like, but whatever I did, I thought to myself, who cares about the observation I made that whatever I do, the light from my Physics teachers head still got in my eye from the sun, that man must head wax. See I doubt you really want to know about that? But then I thought this is silly, if I have anything worth saying, I will.I don’t need to dash around madly like a roving reporter desperate for something to put in my blog that I know no one will read, these creative juices that I hold within me, are supposed to just flow? Well someones put a Dam up on mine because I got nothing. Buts its alright seeing as no one is reading this….

Dont laugh, this is my life.

This is where it starts

Hello World,
Well this is a bit scary isnt it? Little me sat here in my onesy, sipping hot chocolate with the dream to write a blog that someone wants to read and who ever "you" are could be anywhere in the world, or even beyond? It doesnt take Poirot to realise this is my first 'post' if you will. I understand there is probably someone much like me the other side of the pond with exactly the same ideas with a much better blog, all I can say is that, if your reeading this knowing your blog is simular, and you too live across the pond, bite me. This procrastination is why it took me a long while to open one, but I suppose if we all lived to that rule, nothing would be done. We would all be very fat with an inability to dive through car windows, which would cause a 'Dukes of Hazzard' moment much less sexy if a shoe horn is needed. Anyway, I'm getting a tad side tracked, as usual. This will be a weekly blog reviewing my past week, thank you very much for reading this, I feel that in the 'high flying' generation that we all live in, its so intruiging to hear stories from other people. Please feel free to email me any questions or your simular stories.