In short, no I haven't! But what I have done is a million thing with a list as long as my arm, instead of boring you with the train-crash that is my life, I shall only share a couple of highlights of the many embarrassing moments I have experienced.
I've started taking Bikram Yoga classes, sounds boring but in all honesty it's fabulous! What wasn't so fabulous was falling for my natural urges and farting at the quietest most relaxing part of the class. Now before you judge me, we've all judged what could potentially be quiet but turns out to be a hum dinging loud one. We're all animals really right? I'm just saying this to make myself feel better to be perfectly honest with you!
Another one of my exercise exploits was to do my little bit for charity and for Comic Relief I went to a Zumba class with a friend. Apprehensive as I was at the thought of doing was is basically dancing in a room full of people so I hid at the back, I continued with enthusiasm, and in the usual fashion, it backfired on me. It was all going well and I got really into the dance; but it just came to this one move. As I mentioned, I was at the back and I bent over. So far so good but just as I bent over, my bottom plunged the whole hall into darkness because it caught the light switch. A packed hall all turned to face me to find my friend completely rinsing herself with laughter and finding it hilarious to point out to everyone that it was me who stopped them mid-Zumba.
It's not over yet! It was only yesterday actually that I pretended to be one of these 'indie child' types for the whole class to be funny. As per usual, it back fired on me once again. What I was wearing that day, was one of those popper shirts, and one the outside a sort of cardigan/shirt with poppers on too. When it came to sweeping it off in a majestic way in one foul swoop, it was at this point that it all went, dare I say; tits up. Unbeknown to me, I grabbed both tops before I unbuttoned my top and indeed in one foul swoop both tops unbuttoned and I proceeded to reveal my bra to the entire class and indeed my teacher who described the whole event to be a 'flop out.'
That's all I care to to tell you, I know that I haven't posted for what seems to be ages but I've been super busy with work and sixth forma and basically drowning in my own stress from coursework and exams- I have a weird type of dyslexia, well it is and it isn't, it's quite normal but it just means that it takes me a little bit longer to process things in my minds and to write them onto paper, so I get a bit more extra time in exams; and I get a lot more stressed! I will be writing every week now and I haven't forgotten; every Tuesday from now on, I promise.
Don't laugh, this is my life.
