How relaxing….

Again, I’m very sorry for not posting, there is no reason really, I just forgot. This week is half term, thank God for that. It always seems to go just as quickly as it came again, bloody marvellous. Today I decided to use my voucher for a facial from Christmas to help myself relax after all the stresses and strains of teenage life, It’s very draining stalking peoples Facebook and takes great skill finding things to do in my house other than revise, this wears thin after a while. First of all, I expected all my stresses to drop off as soon as I stepped through the doors of the Simply B beauty salon (if only that happened when I walked through the doors of the gym). I arrived late and she bundled me into the treatment room and demanded that I stripped to my underwear, she did all this with a voice that sounded like she had been smoking spliffs all day, I felt like I was in a low rent Mafia movie. In all fairness the facial was amazing, I recommend them to everyone, well anyone who bothers to read this. I was relaxed the whole duration of the facial, except there was a part of my mind thinking, “What would happen if I fell asleep?”Now, those of you who know me understand what this means, for those strangers out there, it means bad news. In my sleep, I have been know to ramble on about fridges, answer Mark Owens sexual suggestions and snore a little. Not the best habits to have when your being massaged. I didn’t fall asleep, there is a God. So far, that’s all that’s happened this week, but it is only Wednesday and I have got Alice coming round on Friday, anything could happen!
Don’t laugh, this is my life