Reporting Back.

Again, sorry about my lateness, I had to make a cake for Harrys birthday with my friend who is also called Alice (I love her), and I reckon he would have been a bit miffed if I chose my blog over him, because he set his little heart on it.It took two and a half hours to make, filled with singing and a couple of spillages here and there, we were also very worried that the icing resembled building materials, ironically it turned out to be the best tasting part! I wish they hadn’t eaten the cake really, it was so picturesque. It was like sacrificing one of the family.

I’m sure many of you know the sudden rush of sickness and frozen fear when it is announced to you that reports ‘are coming out today’. That’s wrong for a start, firstly ‘person who just told me’ don’t look at me like that knowing yours will be better than mine, it may be but have you looked at yourself recently, you look like you should in captivity with that amount of make up on, surely you must get signals from planes asking where they should land when you look that orange? Secondly, reports came out years ago, they are all gay! And don’t say it with so much anticipation likes it the tricky third album, for me its the ‘how the hell am I supposed to Tipex that remark out when you bloody type it’ album. So it wasn’t bad I suppose, I was proud that it was noticed that I have a ‘great grasp of comedy timing’ what this means I’ll never know, but I have yet to explore the rest of my life. I have still been fooling around in lessons, but to me that means chatting with my friends, to my parents it means different,dancing on the tables, something my mum thought I did when she red that I fool around in lessons, if only, alas a boring Physics lesson at Bournemouth School for Girls is not a scene from Fame, saying that there are some teachers I would rather not see in Lycra and legwarmers. The hard part comes now though, I have to be a geek for the next few months, better brush up on my Warhammar tactics and get my hair greasy now then!

Dont laugh this is my life…